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[luisoman2000]

granted, but you get to play as a pro wrestler.

i wish i got a raise at my job.

[Samhain]

Granted, but your unexplained raise causes you to be put under investigation for 'underhanded dealings with the higher ups'; after a long and grueling court case, you're fired.
I wish I had a fish.
No one's made a normal wish, y'know?

[krisuhten]

Granted, but it ends up being of rare, ancient dinosaur decent and ends up growing over night into something ferocious and eating you.

I wish the snowstorm wouldn't hit here till late friday.

[luisoman2000]

granted, but in the meantime a hailstorm hits.

I wish i was a little bit taller

[krisuhten]

Granted, but the interpretation of "little bit" is skewed and you become the world's tallest man.

I wish I was about 4 inches shorter.

[luisoman2000]

granted, but those 4 inches had to go somewhere else, mainly to your hips.

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow

[Jasfss]

Granted. You were fired,

I wish I owned an AC-130

[krisuhten]

O_O
Granted.. but (assuming you ARE talking about the gunship) the engine falls out the moment you try to get it off the ground.

I wish I had amazing driving skillz.

[Lear]

Granted, but you can no longer find your car.
I wish i had a job :p

[Zagrom]

Granted, its in another country that uses the bartering system,
I wish that I spent my time more productively.

[Samhain]

Granted, with the collapse of the economy you are forced to become a farmer: now all your time is productive
(>.< bad pun; I am sorry)
I wish I could have any game&system I want.

[Reaverblade]

Granted. A mysterious stranger makes a deal with you, and now you can get any system you want.....as long as it's been thrown away previously. Since the trash company puts all electronic devices through a small emp field so it can be sure to deactivate them, you get useless hunks of metal and plastic.
Enjoy your Systems.

I sometimes wish I could find some site on the web that either updated daily (I'm a really fast reader)and didn't get boring, or updated somewhat slower and it was still fun to read stuff you had already read. (basically, a un-boring site, whether it be fast, or slow)

[Zagrom]

I sometimes wish I could find some site on the web that either updated daily (I'm a really fast reader)and didn't get boring, or updated somewhat slower and it was still fun to read stuff you had already read. (basically, a un-boring site, whether it be fast, or slow)

I want that too...

Granted, sadly, one day after being introduced to that site you go blind and deaf in one ear...

I wish that I was on a more regular sleeping pattern.

[Lear]

Granted, you are now nocturnal.
I wish i'd gotten a more useful degree.
(got just enough of a degree to screw me out of any job)

[Zagrom]

Granted, you are now nocturnal.

Thats basically what I am now  XD
Im like awake from 3 or 4 pm till 6 or 7 am  Haha

Granted, you spent the extra time to get a more "useful" degree,
unfortunately there was an odd mishap where a piece of the vent
above your seat (in that new class you took that happened to make
it "useful") fell and cut off your leg... bummer.

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